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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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Yo, there's this rad riverside spot too—the Rivière d'Or, running slow and smooth—like a metaphor for life's flow, you know? I even had a run-in with a legendary local, Mister P, showin' me secret spots near the bank. Crazy tale, bruv—he said, “Honey, life’s all about those little moments,” echoing that Far From Heaven sentiment.

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